Wednesday, March 26, 2008

L WORD FINALE

I know you just can't wait to see one more "vlog" but I was lucky enough to be on the season finale of WGN L Word recaps.

*WARNING it is a fucking trainwreck with 7 hyper chicks hanging out on Jill Bennett's couch with dirty sock puppets. My life has taken a strange turn....

Click this link to watch the chaos:
LWORD TRAINWRECK

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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

YOU CAN'T TAKE THEM ANYWHERE- RENO EDITION

Hi guys-the newest episode of "You Can't Take Them Anywhere" has just been posted on afterellen.com. This week Karman and I play in Reno, Nevada. I snowboard while Karman chills. :)

Click to View:

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Funniest Lesbian Poll

Curve Magazine is doing a poll of who the "Funniest Lesbian in America" is and somehow I got on the list (note I'm the last name listed). If you love me or like me or just think I'm okay please click the below link and vote for me so I don't come in dead last.

Bridget

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Funniest Lesbian Poll

Curve Magazine is doing a poll of who the "Funniest Lesbian in America" is and somehow I got on the list (note I'm the last name listed). If you love me or like me or just think I'm okay please click the below link and vote for me so I don't come in dead last.

Bridget

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter Again!

Enjoy the "peep" show.

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Brunch with Bridget Episode 12/ HAPPY EASTER!

Happy Easter my little bunny rabbits!

I'm off to shoot a horror film this morning (in honor of Jesus moving the rock and escaping to freedom) I hope you're all searching for easter eggs and laying around in your bonnets. My newest BWB vlog has been posted. This week I'm playing with my new friends from Reno who work at an all lesbian salon- I LOVE IT!

Here's the link to view the episode: Brunch with Bridget


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Friday, March 21, 2008

HRC Gala

Hi guys- my new show on afterellen.com with Karman is called "who let them in"- we cover premieres and travel to the best and hottest gay vacation spots. Below is a link to our coverage of the HRC 15th Annual Gala. ENJOY!


p.s. the sound sucks- sorry :)

http://www.afterellen.com/blog/karmankregloe/yctta-video-2008-hrc-gala

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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

I AM BIG FOOT

Last night I was washing dishes at 1AM and I heard a knock on my front door. I looked thru the peep hole and saw a 70 year old lady in curlers and a bath robe (my kind of lady). I opened the door and she immediately went into a monologue about how my loud walking kept her up "almost every other night!" (I thought that was random that she said "every-other" rather than "every" night but whatever)

She was so worked up that it made me start to laugh. She said "what's so funny BIG FOOT?!" I realized I was being a jackass and said "Nothing. I'm so sorry I'll try to be more quiet."

She gave me a dirty look and walked away. When I closed the door I realized she called me BIG FOOT!

Apparently my loud tree truck legs carry more sound than I realized. So if anyone is still looking for BIG FOOT just send them my way.

p.s. I really shouldn't have laughed in front of her- it's rude to laugh at people who are so close to death.

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Sunday, March 16, 2008

Brunch with Jennie!

Sorry for the delay kids but afterellen.com had some internet delays this morning but the new BWB has just been posted. This episode I'm in bed with the fabulous comedian Jennie McNulty (whom I f*ing LOVE). Watch her kick my ass! HOLLA! :)

http://www.afterellen.com/blog/sarahwarn/brunch-with-bridget-video-blog-11

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Friday, March 14, 2008

UNFAITHFUL

I'm 6 years late in seeing the Academy Award nomination film UNFAITHFUL starring Diane Lane. Last night I finally sat down and put it in (that's what she said) and was pleasantly surprised with how TERRIBLE it was.

*If you haven't seen the film and you want to (for some dumb reason) than don't read any more of this blog.

Here are just some of my many critical thoughts:

#1 Painfully obvious writing and acting (except for #3)
#2 Richard Gere was as interesting as watching paint dry
#3 DEATH BY SNOWGLOBE!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!

Wait -seriously when people raved about this film I didn't hear anything about a snowglobe murder- that was insane and completely shocking! Who thinks of shit like that? well I guess screenwriters Alvin Sargent and William Broyles Jr. who adapted the film from Claude Chabrol's "La Femme infidèle- I think something was lost in translation.

You have to be a pretty big douche to be killed by a snowglobe- that's queerer than I am.

I wonder if snowglobe sales suffered in 2002 with the release of this film.

In closing- WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

p.s. I need to start my collection of snowglobes IMMEDIATELY!
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

I want to be homeless

Ok I really don't want to be homeless but today I was making copies of keys in West Hollywood and a homeless man walked by jamming to his IPOD. HIS IPOD! I don't even have an IPOD.

I shouldn't be jealous of a homeless person but I was - what's wrong with me?

The best part was he was singing along to Fergie's "Big Girls Don't Cry"... WTF???

You know what sucks?

Spilling two glasses of red wine on my white pants...yep that sure does suck! :(

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It's Official!

It's is official I am the LUCKIEST woman in the WORLD! Andrea Meyerson from All Out Films is hosting the first ever Cambria Women's Weekend from October 23-26. That alone is awesome and I can't wait to attend. But...it gets better... Andrea asked me to perform and open for VICKI SHAW!!! I'm losing my mind over this. Vicki is a huge inspiration for me- I love her and feel blessed to be in the same room with her let alone get to touch the same microphone that she will be touching. I'm sure I'll cry when I see her so come out in October ladies and laugh and cry with me.

dreams really do come true... :)

I'll also be taping a few Brunch with Bridget's while I'm there so bring your pjs along.

Here is a link to the event:http://www.womenonaroll.com/cambria/index.htm

Here's the link to purchase tickets: http://www.womenonaroll.com/cambria/events.htm

LMM3VickiShaw

Sunday, March 9, 2008

KATHARINE HEPBURN KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT

Let me preface this blog by saying I haven't slept in 2 whole days. I have been in Reno/Tahoe shooting something for Afterellen with Karman my partner in crime. Last night Karman and I stayed at speciality woman's lodge that had private cabins. We were housed in the Kate Hepburn Cabin complete with portraits, books and movies of the famous actress.

At midnight I finally laid my head on my pillow when I felt a presence in my bedroom. I shook it off and fell asleep. In less than 1 hour I had 5 nightmares where I was being suffocated by ghostly spirits telling me to leave the cabin. Finally I woke myself up screaming, I'm not sure what was real and what wasn't but Karman and I hightailed it out of there at 12:45am and drive back to Reno and have been chilling in the airport ever since. Luckily the Reno airport offers free WIFI (hence this blog)

I just want to send a message out to the ghostly Ms. Hepburn who apparently is rolling over in her grave and haunting a cabin in Tahoe.


Dear Kate,

You're a fucking bitch!

Love,
Bridget

p.s. I hated ON GOLDEN POND!

p.s.s. Karman said if we had stayed in the Ingrid Bergman cabin everything would have been okay.

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BRUNCH WITH BRIDGET Episode 10 SARAH WARN STRIKES BACK

Hello hellions- a new "Brunch" was just posted online. This week I get schooled by the one and only SARAH "ROOSTER KILLER" WARN. Viewer discretion advised...

http://www.afterellen.com/blog/sarahwarn/brunch-with-bridget-video-blog-10

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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

TICKETS ON SALE *LAUGHING MATTERS*

Hi guys- All Out Films president, Andrea Meyerson is directing a new Laughing Matters movie which I have been cast to be apart of- How lucky am I?

The show will be taped in Los Angeles on March 29, it will air on Logo and be released on dvd. Come out and watch it live if you can. There are only 144 seats in the theater so if you want to go than you need to purchase tickets ASAP.

Here's the rest of the awesome cast:
Edison Apple, Gloria Bigelow, Ryan Hill, Daniel Leary Jenette Sampson, Amy Tee

The live show will be filmed and made into a documentary, LAUGHING MATTERS...NEXT GEN, the fourth installment in the award-winning LAUGHING MATTERS series.

Location: The Renberg Theater
1125 N. McCadden Place
Los Angeles, CA 90038
One block east of Highland,
just north of Santa Monica Blvd.

Tickets: $30
A $3 process and handling fee will be added to each ticket.
Tickets will be at will call.
General seating.
All sales final.

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr


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