What the Hell is going on in Texas?

Yesterday I posted a blog about a woman from Texas that made her wedding cake look exactly like her -therefore eating herself on her wedding day. Men always say they want to be able to suck their own dicks- why shouldn't women be able to eat themselves?

Anyway, today I read an article about a man in Texas who was shot and killed by his dog. The dog told the police that the man was trying to rob him. (I'm kidding)

It was a hunting accident. With all the hunting accidents in the word you think people would just stop hunting!

The man who was a teacher (therefore he should know better) shot down a goose and then put his loaded gun in the bed of his truck where his dog was sitting. When the man opened the tailgate for the dog to run out and find the dead goose the dog accidently stepped on the gun and shot the man in the thigh. The man died from blood loss after arriving at the hospital.

The dog's paw prints were found all over the muddy shot gun. (I think the goose put him up to it.)

Here's the link to the article:http://www.khou.com/topstories/stories/khou080107_tj_dogshootsowner.1dcbce5b.html?cnn=yes

p.s. Stop killing living things!!! , said the liberal dyke vegetarian.

p.s.s. I'm sorry for his family's loss.

p.s.s. Look that is a Gun Dog Magazine????