#3 Don't pay your rent. This one take a few days so have some patience. Make sure you're not home when the landlord delivers the eviction notice to your roommate. That totally will get her goose!
#2 Tell your boss how you really feel about them. All the rage you have pent up inside just let it out in 4 letter words and pelvic gyrations. After you have said all that you need to back track and explain you were just kidding due to the holiday. That way you will finally get your true hate for them off your chest and they can't do anything about it since April fools is a national holiday.
#1 Call your ex-girlfriend and tell her you still love her and you want her back. Once she lets her guard down and agrees to a one on one meeting with you tell her she sucks and hang up. (*This one is super duper fun and more effective if drinking is involved. Honestly I would never do this to any of my exs- they are all supercool and I love them. I also love that I date supercool chicks- kudos Bridget kudos.)
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Lol, I think I'll try that last one!! Fuck school, I'm off to drink a fifth of Vodka and call up my ex!
well, nah... not really, because I'm kind of a nerd and I like my classes =/ but still, I'll do it when I get home!
hahaha i should have moved the furniture, that sounds excellent.. hmmm
(*This one is super duper fun and more effective if drinking is involved. Honestly I would never do this to any of my exs- they are all supercool and I love them. I also love that I date supercool chicks- kudos Bridget kudos.)
*Snigger*
Thanks for that...
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