Monday, May 12, 2008

if you're looking for...

If you're looking for ALL the old people of the world they are all located at Bristol Farms grocery store in Beverly Hills at this very moment! I went shopping for my boss at Bristol Farms tonight (the bottled water at this ritzy store runs you $3 a cup) therefore I shop at Pavilions.

While shopping for my boss' salmon cut sushi and Starbucks Mud Pie ice cream I noticed the grocery store was like being in a scene from the 1985 movie COCOON. Old people were everywhere. In front of my cart, behind my cart, under my cart...I wish....

If you don't already know old people are slow and move slowly and are really slow when moving.

The moral of the story is it took me 45 minutes to get out of the labyrinth of the elderly with my groceries.

Bridget


p.s. Be nice to old people -because they eventually die.

cocoon

6 comments:

TheWeyrd1 said...

Be nice to old people...because YOU eventually become one of them! LOL

Three Little Birds said...

word.

demux said...

i love that a posh shopping place is called "Bristol farms" in LA. Come to england and visit a real bristol farm, it ain't posh at all! although the accent is - interesting...

Natazzz said...

Old people were everywhere. In front of my cart, behind my cart, under my cart...I wish....

*Snigger*
Thanks for that...

M-M said...

How something so wrong can feel so good?

La Vie Boheme said...

I laughed my ass off....best blog so far. Cocoon....LoL...U R THE BEST!