Today I ordered a tuna fish sandwich with cheese. The woman at the deli counter asked if I wanted a tuna melt to which I replied, "Sure." I sat down at a table and waited for my sandwich to get made and then remembered:
I HATE TUNA MELTS! What the hell is wrong with me?
There is something really creepy about warm tuna fish and warm mayonnaise.
My loving wife went to the rescue and tried to have them fix it but they didn't seem to understand
that cheese on a sandwich didn't have to be melted. They offered to either
give me the sandwich cold without cheese or give me the original tuna melt. Having the cheese
unmelted wasn't an option.
In the end my lunch sucked it and I still have no idea why I agreed to a sandwich that I hated in
the first place.