At the end of tonight's show two contestants started to cry and I said out-loud, "I love when people cry." What's wrong with me?
-Maybe I'm happy these people are having an emotional experience that just happens to be captioned on television.
-Or maybe I'm happy that I'n not the only one who cries.
-Or maybe it's funny to watch people suffer.
I really hope it's not the latter because that means I'm an asshole.
p.s. I'm not an asshole...am I?
p.p.s. Don't answer the above question.

2 comments:
Mr. Bumble, in "Oliver Twist", says that crying "opens the lungs, washes the countenance, exercises the eyes, and softens down the temper. So cry away."
Ergo:You are not an asshole. You simply wish all of the above for other people. Especially when they dance their ass off :)
hilarious!, no your not an asshole lol, iv said it many a time, or actually even worse when watching tv ill comment on the acting by seeing how good a cry is, and actually say to my mom '' yeah, that was a great cry!! really real!' haha no joke :P
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