I always complain about children, I don't like them, I don't want to have them blah blah, but I really don't feel that way. Some kids are actually really cute, especially when they topple over in their adorable little kids' outfits or give endless hugs and kisses. It's pretty much the screaming, crying, demanding and all the pooping that I have a problem with.
Today in Georgia, a 61 year old man at a Walmart (shocking revelation there) got annoyed at a crying 2 year old girl so he picked her up and smacked her across the face 4 times. He thought the child would be quiet after he abused her, yep, that's going to work.
Luckily, the man was arrested and charged with first degree cruelty to children (I've never even heard of that charge before!)
The child had slight redness on her face but she is now doing fine.
The moral of the story is:
I don't really hate kids, you shouldn't hit children (if they are yours or not) and Walmart is one trashy place to shop.
61 year old dickhead