Like a good lesbian, I watched tonight's SuperBowl game. Eagerly I awaited the quirky commercials. But, alas, every ad that aired was either extremely sexist (men like beer and women have to deal with stupid men), anti-choice (don't even get me started), or something for Budweiser (geesh I get it, Budweiser runs the NFL, CBS, and, apparently, my soul).
p.s. Danica Patrick isn't gay or an actress and Godaddy.com can go fuck itself!
Anyway, besides the disappointing commercials, I was also shocked when the half-time show started and The Who stepped out on stage!
The Who? Exactly.
Don't get me wrong I'm not an ageist and I loved my grandfather, but come on! The fucking Who! Who cares about The Who? Answer: NO ONE!
Not only are The Who not relevant but they are not even American! I mean come on, nothing is more American than football and the SuperBowl! Well maybe except shooting first and asking questions later.
I was very unhappy when I saw the elderly barbershop quartet perform and I'm sure you were too. Here are the acts that would have rocked the SuperBowl:
#1 Anyone else, besides The Who
#2 Prince (he gave the best Half-Time show to date!)
#3 Lady Gaga
#4 Mary J. Blige
#5 Beth Ditto and The Gossip
#6 Amy Winehouse (4 years ago)
#7 Sick of Sarah
#9 Timbaland with Justin Timberlake (as long as he doesn't remove anyone's clothing)
#10 ANYONE ELSE BESIDES THE WHO!