SWINE FLU SUCKS LIST:
#1 12 hours of non-stop vomiting.
#2 Every part of your body hurts at all times.
#3 Waves of fevers
#4 Having to cancel all your plans for a week (including my shows, ugh!)
#5 My wife avoiding me because she doesn't want to get sick.
SWINE FLU RULES LIST:
#1 I don't feel guilty watching episodes of So You Think You Can Dance over and over.
#2 I've lost weight! After non-stop vomiting and being unable to eat anything besides saltines, it was inevitable.
#3 My sweet wife waiting on me hand and foot (and then running away in fear- it's really cute)
#4 My cat can tell that I'm sick and it's acting like she loves me. (also really cute)
#5 I get fun toys like "Piggy" the Swine Flu koala bear. (very cuddly and contaminated)
3 comments:
You should get a t-shirt saying "I had swine flu and all I got was this lousy t-shirt ( and 12 hours of vomiting)"
Hope your better soon :O)
Wow, get well soon!
I'm an asthmatic myself, and my doctor basically forced me to get the swine flu shot. Now I'm kinda glad she did...
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