Tonight I reviewed the call-sheet for a new show that I'm working on and I noticed an asterisk in the corner of the page saying "*Try to be ON-TIME! I'd like to start shooting ASAP."
I found the tone of the asterisk to be rude and I am therefore offended by it.
There are two types of people in this world:
#1 People that get to places on-time
AND
#2 People that do not.
I try to be the former but tend to be the latter.
September 22, 2008
Dear Asterisk,
You are a DICK! I don't appreciate your attitude. Rushing to work could cause an accident and possibly even my death! Mr. Asterisk, could you live with yourself if I DIED per your orders?
Shame Shame Shame on YOU SIR!!!!
Sincerely,
Bridget
p.s. I might be delayed in sending out this letter to you. As you know, I have a history of being late.