I'm allergic to pussy cats and every damn lesbian I know has one or two or MORE! It reminds me of the children's ghost story THE RED RIBBON where a woman wore a red ribbon around her neck and refused to take it off. Every few years her husband would ask her why she never removed the ribbon and she'd say ""I must never take off my red ribbon."
One night while the woman was asleep her husband crept out of bed and untied the the ribbon and her head FELL OFF! The ribbon kept the woman's head attached to her neck like cats keep lesbians...ummm...lesbionic? Ok, I'm not even sure where I'm going with this but someone has to tell me WHY lesbians LOVE cats so much!?!?
RED RIBBON STORY
