Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Make Me Feel Better....

I've decided to use this blog as my daily diary- but knowing me I won't post a blog every day- I have far too many important things to do like make a tuna-fish sandwiches...yum yum.

Today, like so many other days finds me completely distraught over my comedy career and I feel like quitting and never getting on stage again. I invite all you readers to join my pity party (cocktails are on the upper deck) or a better yet welcome to my "kicking the kittens day". Now before PETA writes me - I don't really hurt animals, I don't eat meat, I don't wear leather (not even sneakers) and the only pussy I have ever hurt was my girlfriend's and she insisted on the roughness. Ok- now I'm just getting off track.

Anyway- I feel like crap today. Last night my comedy routine was criticized by a woman who said "all gay comedians complain about being gay and that's all they ever talk about". I lost my mind when I heard this and went all Rosie the Riveter on her ass- meaning I insistently started welding metal since my husband was at War. (too bad Rosie was make-believe and wore that stereotypical lesbian bandana- why couldn't she be dressed in a nice sweater set from Banana Republic?- BR has sizes that will fit Rosie's strong large fictional arms)

I went on the defense explaining to that ignorant woman that as comics we talk about our lives and what we know. Being "gay" is part of a gay comic's life. The woman then told me I should write a joke about what my mom did wrong while I was in the womb and subsequently caused me to be the defected homosexual that I am today.

It was a good time had by all.

I think they are accepting applications at Starbucks....

3 comments:

pokey said...

You should have asked her what kind of abuse she went through as a child to be such a hateful bitch. Excuse my language..but really. People suck sometimes. Well, I know you're not going to, but I have to say it anyways; don't quit! I was only recently introduced to your comedy, but I love it and I am sad that I don't live closer to come see you. Anyways, ignore the dumb people, you're awesome and good luck!

alexc3022 said...

wow that lady sucks..shes just jealous because your hott, freakin hilarious, and full of life! haha

LuckyDucksters said...

I'm atually smiling as I'm reading this. Thank god you DIDN'T quit comedy Bridget. I'm smiling because you are so successful now! You didn't let this silly woman get in your head! I'm actually proud to know you. SPREAD THE GAYNESS! Love you Bridget.