Tonight I went to one of my favorite restaurants and ordered some fish that had its entire skeleton in tact. (yes I'm a hypocrite vegetarian that occasionally eats fish- stop judging me)
I must say I felt like a FUCKING ROCK STAR spitting out half my meal into a napkin while trying to carry on a conversation.
December 11, 2007
Dear Mama and Daddy Fish,
Please stop reproducing your children that contain bones- it's not tasty.
The monster that will eat your family Bridget McManus
(Not the Bridget McManus that was beaten to death by her husband with a shovel- the other Bridget McManus- the lesbo comic)