In my sickness, today I was on the phone with a friend telling her about an incident that happened at a holiday party last week. I wondered why I didn't blog about it before but then I remembered that I didn't want to blog about negative things..oops... too late.
At the party my straight male friend introduced me to a group of straight men. My friend said- "Isn't she hot for a lesbian?" (I guess that was supposed to be a compliment but it wasn't). One of the men said "Wow you're gay? Are you sure? Well if you are than that's such a waste!"
I thought- Yes! I am a complete waste! Waste waste waste- my body, my mind, my soul, my entire existence in this universal has been a waste because this man's 3 inch cock will never be inside of me... for what I'm guessing would last about 35 seconds.
I told the man that he was rude and should think before he spoke to people (That's sounds like a scolding from someone's Nana) but it's actually what I said to him. He responded "It was a compliment!"
Funny, I thought compliments were more like:
"What a nice jacket you are wearing"
"Dinner is lovely! Thank you for inviting me over"
"Damn it's a shame I can't ram you with my penis."
I just wanted to spread some more holiday cheer before Jesus' big day! Have a wonderful holiday!!!
p.s. I bought Jesus an assortment of tube socks for his bday- should I get him something else?