Tuesday, March 18, 2008

I AM BIG FOOT

Last night I was washing dishes at 1AM and I heard a knock on my front door. I looked thru the peep hole and saw a 70 year old lady in curlers and a bath robe (my kind of lady). I opened the door and she immediately went into a monologue about how my loud walking kept her up "almost every other night!" (I thought that was random that she said "every-other" rather than "every" night but whatever)

She was so worked up that it made me start to laugh. She said "what's so funny BIG FOOT?!" I realized I was being a jackass and said "Nothing. I'm so sorry I'll try to be more quiet."

She gave me a dirty look and walked away. When I closed the door I realized she called me BIG FOOT!

Apparently my loud tree truck legs carry more sound than I realized. So if anyone is still looking for BIG FOOT just send them my way.

p.s. I really shouldn't have laughed in front of her- it's rude to laugh at people who are so close to death.

bigfoot

4 comments:

Claudia said...

LOL, I have big feet, and my friends always tease me about it, so I know how it feels to be called that...
But still, old people are highly impatient on every level, so she was probably exaggerating

Celia said...

how to know if u or anyone u know is a bigfoot, or u had a bigfoot antecesor:
-obviusly, u have a huge huge feet (size 9 or even u made special handmade shoes)
-when people sees ur feet, they think u are a hobbit coming back from mordor
-the rest of u have a hairy body, and people used to think u are chewbacca's relative
-you have yeti and nessy's contact details
- u kind of love Homer Simpson

If u said yes to it all, u are definetly a big foot
if u answered mostly affirmative,don't worry, ur crazy old neighbour will not sell ur body to science, but maybe u are just the missing link

Natazzz said...

p.s. I really shouldn't have laughed in front of her- it's rude to laugh at people who are so close to death.

*Snigger*

I am always surprised at how worked up people can get over little things like that. It's not like you are stomping around your apartment just to piss them off...

Wendy said...

Thought process:
Big Foot to Saskwatch
to "what is that monster's name in the clay animation version of Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer" to 'that elf was a dentist'

Next time she complains about your 'big feet' (you know what they say about women and big feet *hint hint nudge nudge) just tell her that Big Foot is having sex with Saskwatch and Ogopogo and noises like that just can't be controlled.