Thursday, July 31, 2008

I'm allergic to pussy.

I'm allergic to pussy cats and every damn lesbian I know has one or two or MORE! It reminds me of the children's ghost story THE RED RIBBON where a woman wore a red ribbon around her neck and refused to take it off. Every few years her husband would ask her why she never removed the ribbon and she'd say ""I must never take off my red ribbon."

One night while the woman was asleep her husband crept out of bed and untied the the ribbon and her head FELL OFF! The ribbon kept the woman's head attached to her neck like cats keep lesbians...ummm...lesbionic? Ok, I'm not even sure where I'm going with this but someone has to tell me WHY lesbians LOVE cats so much!?!?

RED RIBBON STORY

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20 comments:

Laura said...

lmao! That story was awesome. Bill's curiosity made Sally's head pop off. I don't really have an answer to the why lesbians love cats so much besides the cuteness factor. I think it's just because we are animal lovers in general and cats are so much easier to take care of than dogs. Well, that's the way I see it anyway.

Emilie said...

dog-lover present!

Ashes To Life said...

Hmm...

I'm not sure if cats and gays go together, but framed pictures of your pet is an immediate giveaway to rainbowism.

Gigi said...

is my brother a lesbain then too? he has 4 cats! LOL

happyyellowwoman said...

I'm allergic to pussy cats too. Though strangely I don't have a cat owner in my group. Anymore.

Julia said...

i'm allergic to pussy cats too but i'm scared of dogs because i've been bitten to the face when i was 4...

i'm sure i'd love winston tough :)

Natazzz said...

Straight folks have kids, lesbians have cats...

TheWeyrd1 said...

This lesbian just a got a cute little puppy...feel free to visit my blog to see a NOT framed picture of him...lol I'm VERY allergic to cats and having been both bitten and clawed by a couple of cats I don't like them either. So far I've only met two cats I can tolerate: my sis in laws cat and a good friend's cat (which recently died) they both left me alone when I visited and didn't make me sneeze very much. And YET, many people THINK I should have a cat because they pretty much take care of themselves and you can leave with your uhaul for a few days as long as you've filled the food and water bowls.

deborah.metz said...

I love my pussy ^^
I would actually die, if I 'd be allergic to cats. We always had a cat and I know that I will always have one (not the same, that would be creepy).
The only thing that bothers me about my cat is, that he drools. Dogs do, but cats ? At least I can say that my pussy is always wet ... bad one I know.

With hope for a wondrous healing
Debby & Kamikazecat aka. Filou the pussy

skuo said...

Cats are easy and aloof. As are most hot lesbians.

Chya said...

I'm a dog lover! Not so much a cat lover.

So that doesn't speak for EVERY lesbian, just most! :]

Lo Snow said...

haha. I am allergic to cats too!!! But i'm not a huge fan of dogs either...not an animal person. I tend to kill them...its better if I don't have them, haha.

I don't know why lesbians like cats so much. Maybe because they are cute? I honestly don't see the attraction.

Alisha said...

I've noticed a trend with lesbians and their love of cats. I am not one of those lesbians because I too am horribly allergic to cats. I don't hate cats I just don't want to touch them because I really prefer when my eyes and throat don't itch. I like when my nose isn't congested and I'd rather not have sneezing fits. Oh and I like to breath without wheezing and coughing. Call me strange.

Yeah I'm so a dog person.

The Surprise Dyke said...

Wow, the red ribbon story brought me back to third grade when it scared the hell out of me (my teacher wore a LOT of scarves, anyway...) I personally am a dog loving/owning lesbian who thinks cats are overrated and pretentious.

Nelfy said...

I'm allergic to ALL animals that have fur :(. interestingly enough, in Austria, lesbians don't love cats more than straight people - I don't think I know a lesbian who has a cat. lucky me, I guess ;-)

mcCutcheon said...

I don't get it either. I'm a dog person myself. Cats are weird and cruel and I just don't get them. But then, I'm bisexual. Maybe the cat-thing is a 100%-lesbian-thing ;) Stupid cats... There are other options for dog-alternative. For instance, we have bunnies. Relatively easy to care for and too damn cute.

Bubblehead Nurse said...

Does this look familiar?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0156007479.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

lol. Coudn't get this image out of my mind when I saw the kitten.
And now to my confession: I'm absolutely a cat person. I guess pussy's just natural to me.

pyewacket said...

I never had a pussy until I embraced the fact that I *like* pussy and then she showed up at my door and adopted me.

Go figure.

But I equally love dogs and cats (though I am more allergic to cats, except mine) which leads to a whole other discussion.

Claudia said...

I hate cats... ok, I don't HATE them, but I don't like them at all! I'm more of a dog-lover, and I'm scared of cats. Luckily, I don't have any gay friends who have cats! Otherwise, I wouldn't visit them...

Jamie said...

love my dog. But you're right, most of my gay friends have cats - I've never figured it out. Most of my friends cats are deamons from another dimension. Cuteness factor? can't say I've ever noticed that cats are cute. Now my dog, he's cute, cuddly, loveable, manic - yep, give me a dog anytime