Monday, July 28, 2008

Totally Wax!

Today on MSN.com's homepage there is an article about celebrity wax statues called TOTALLY WAX!

My first question is: WHY do these creepy statues exist at all?
My second question is: There is NOTHING else going on in the world for the news to report on?
My third question is: Why didn't I buy any chocolate for my apartment? I'd really like a Kit Kat but all I have is salted almonds...FUCK!

Since MSN.com isn't an actual person who I can harass for a response then I figured if you can't beat them, join them!

Here's a wax statue of Celine Dion, her husband Rene Angelil and the real Celine Dion. Can you guess which one is real and which one is the statue?

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8 comments:

Bubblehead Nurse said...

There's just one word who could describe these creepy figures:

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW"

(--> with that in mind, a big thanks to my English teachers...)

Julia said...

the Jim Carrey one looks pretty realistic to me...

Kristin said...

Beyonce is hot even as a creepy wax statue.

Radley said...

WE know why Princess Di is your first one...
ps: everytime i see that secret dry deodorant commercial w the girl intentionally lifting her armpits for everything like pointing and saluting and stuff, I totally think they should have given you that job. Your always stretching and stuff way more naturally. She seems like Bridget-lite. Maybe you can be in the sequel(?) Get your agent on it, dude.

soak the sin v 3.13 said...

they're freakish alright. still, can't blame the britts for being uncreative though. if there's something they rock it's to make a blizz out of nothing...

Nicole said...

i would really like to know when celine dion was cloned. one is bad enough.

TheWeyrd1 said...

some of these are more creepy than others...

Celia said...

it could be worst. it could be totally waxed!