Today on MSN.com's homepage there is an article about celebrity wax statues called TOTALLY WAX!
My first question is: WHY do these creepy statues exist at all?
My second question is: There is NOTHING else going on in the world for the news to report on?
My third question is: Why didn't I buy any chocolate for my apartment? I'd really like a Kit Kat but all I have is salted almonds...FUCK!
Since MSN.com isn't an actual person who I can harass for a response then I figured if you can't beat them, join them!
Here's a wax statue of Celine Dion, her husband Rene Angelil and the real Celine Dion. Can you guess which one is real and which one is the statue?