Whilst checking my emails this morning I cockily drank coffee thinking, "Most functioning human beings can multitask without injuring themselves, so I'll be fine."
But somehow my arm spasmed and my coffee went flying all over my computer, down my chest and stomach and burned the f@*k out of me. My stomach has welts which I'm currently icing with a bag of frozen asparagus and my computer is super pissed off.
The reason I'm writing this blog is because I think it's important to showcase the darker side of being double jointed. Although I'm super flexible and my joints whimsically pop out, I feel pain too.
p.s. Try not to puke when you watch the below video.