Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Burn Baby Burn

Whilst checking my emails this morning I cockily drank coffee thinking, "Most functioning human beings can multitask without injuring themselves, so I'll be fine."

But somehow my arm spasmed and my coffee went flying all over my computer, down my chest and stomach and burned the f@*k out of me. My stomach has welts which I'm currently icing with a bag of frozen asparagus and my computer is super pissed off.

The reason I'm writing this blog is because I think it's important to showcase the darker side of being double jointed. Although I'm super flexible and my joints whimsically pop out, I feel pain too.

FIN.

p.s. Try not to puke when you watch the below video.

10 comments:

Bunny (Lou) said...

From one tall, clumsy girl to another - I feel your pain.

Theresa Willson said...

OMG Bridge!!!!!!! Ouch! Girl you gotta be more careful. I thought I was bad. Yikes! Take care of yourself. You poor thing. Let those burns heal. I am also double jointed. Very flexible and yikes that vid. on your blog pg. and myspace pg. with that kid, ouch and yikes. I can't do those things. Wouldn't want to try, might hurt myself. I think I could probably do the leg up by the head thing though. I can put one leg behind my head and I can also put two back there and rock back and forth. I know. Weird huh? LOL. Love ya, you rock Bridge!!!!!!

The Surprise Dyke said...

Damn! How hot was the coffee that it left welts??? I too am completely uncoordinated, and can't walk and drink coffee at the same time. I'm that dorky grown adult who stops to take a sip.

lezstar said...

Bridget no! Why would you make people watch that video?! haha

anytime_now said...

Omgosh, hope your skin's healing up well. Ahh, take care! When I become a doctor in 5 years time, I'll fly up from Aus and treat you FOC for any one of your multiple mishaps. (:

Artcore said...

A good friend of mine can do this stuff with her arms too. It's grose but I kinda enjoy to watch it, what makes me feel like a pervert ... thx ^^


Oh and get well soon !




PS: You saw it as a challenge when all the lezzies called you hot, didn't you ?

Theresa Willson said...

Hey Bridge :( hope you're feeling a little better today. How's the pain? I have tried several times today to go onto afterellen.com and log in, but I can't. :( I don't know why I can't. I still keep trying. This is the only way I can reach you or someone from the afterellen site, and you may not even be able to see this. Well if you do, Bridge, you rock!!!!!!

gold-digger said...

Loved the Disco Inferno linked you put in there...Get well soon!

RHEA said...

"Whilst"???

When did you become British? ;-)

Theresa Willson said...

Hey Bridge, can't sign into my account at afterellen, so I may have to get a whole new one. Well hope you're getting better. Ciao.