*** WARNING The below link is to a very disturbing video on cnn.com.
This video shows 2 years olds beating each other up while their father eggs them on. There are crazy people in this world but once you have children you are no longer allowed to be crazy. You have to behave and set and example for your spawn.
I do not really HATE kids I just know that childcare is the most important job in the entire world and I don't take it lightly.
PROBLEM: If I had a kid it would be freakishly strong and freakishly flexible and who know how many 2-year olds it could beat up.
SOLUTION: No kids for Bridgey!