Wednesday, November 19, 2008

It's the end of the world as we know it...

*** WARNING The below link is to a very disturbing video on cnn.com.

This video shows 2 years olds beating each other up while their father eggs them on. There are crazy people in this world but once you have children you are no longer allowed to be crazy. You have to behave and set and example for your spawn.

I do not really HATE kids I just know that childcare is the most important job in the entire world and I don't take it lightly.

PROBLEM: If I had a kid it would be freakishly strong and freakishly flexible and who know how many 2-year olds it could beat up.


SOLUTION: No kids for Bridgey!

BABY COCKFIGHT

10 comments:

Theresa Willson said...

Awwww you called yourself Bridgey. How cute. ;) OMG what the hell is the world coming to? People have told me, you'd make a good mother, I'm like yeah, right. Or as my grandmother used to say, bite your tongue. Bridge, could you imagine your kids though? They would be tough and strong like you. Awwww.

Lola said...

I think the Psycho Baby Daddy should go to jail.

What was he thinking?

'Yeah, man I'm gonna tape the babies fighting and send to to AFV (America's Funniest Videos).'

That is twisted.

http://lolasdiner.blogspot.com/2008/11/eharmony-settles-lawsuit-why-should-we.html

TweakyV said...

My brothers used to whip my ass like that all the time! I'm not scarred in the least! *eye twitches*

I think for punishment the dad should have to go 10 rounds with some mexican prize fighters. Now THAT would be a disturbing video.

TweakyV said...

My brothers used to whip my ass like that all the time! I'm not scarred in the least! *eye twitches*

I think for punishment the dad should have to go 10 rounds with some mexican prize fighters. Now THAT would be a disturbing video.

Nix Mix said...

Ok, so i was a little nervous clicking the link to see what i might find on the video... And then i watched it. Whatever!! Its really not that bad. Shoot, that shit happened to me when i was that age too!! Oh wait! That's right, and im completely fucked up and incapable of expressing my emotions to this day!!
Kids are way too precious and innocent. You parents lead by example, whether its a good one or a bad one, a child will pick up on it either way. They dont know any better! They will learn these behaviors and grow up to be shits like their fuck head parents. Or maybe they will grow up feeling completely worthless and battle with depression their entire lives. Parents have so much influence on how their children will develop. Dont abuse that power!! Embrace it!! I'm not sure if i will ever have a desire to have kids b/c i dont want anyone, yet alone a child to have to grow up with the side effects these cycles bring about e.g. depression, no self worth etc. Its a miserable place to be and a hard battle to fight. The morale of the story: Just love unconditionally for fuck sake!!

ps- excuse the horrible puntuation. I just stick shit anywhere. :o)

pps- sorry if i was a downer. The timing of this was just too perfect for today.

gold-digger said...

Let me just share this quote from the former Executive Director of UNICEF--

"In serving the best interests of children, we serve the best interests of all humanity." --Carol Bellamy

Jessica said...

All I have to say is wow. That is disturbing. Very disturbing.

Theresa Willson said...

hey bridge, how's it going? i bet great for you. me, not great. really, really, really sad. :( I don't know if you see these or read them or not, but I really really miss my friend. A lot. well c-ya.

Theresa Willson said...

Break a leg when your next comedy gig is Bridget. I'm sure you'll do a great job. You always do and you're hilarious. Thought I'd post this in case you see it, which I hope you will. Only way I can reach you right now. :( I hope that will be able to change. Another cool and fun ep. of BWB last night. WTG!!!!!!! cya. :(

chuchu353 said...

I used to have a co-worker who would aggravate the hell out of me asking when my brother and sister-in-law were going to have another child (they need have another one so the first one won't be spoiled >:-( ) My niece is now 12 years old and she's just fine thankyouverymuch!!!!!