Friday, January 30, 2009

Dear bald men in the Marble/Granite company truck,

Dear bald men in the Marble/Granite company truck,

I'm the woman who was walking down the street talking on my cell phone to my mother when you screamed at me repeatly until I put my phone down. I assumed you were lost and needed directions since your yells were so insistent. I never imagined that you would scream out your truck window, "Are you pregnant?!", laugh at me and then drive off. To which I responded "You're mean!" --I'm not really sure why I said that. I think I was just confused that you #1, interupted my call just to harass me and #2, thought I looked pregnant. I'm 5'8" and wear a size 6, and yes I did have my sweatshirt pockets filled with mail since I just went to my PO box but still, my paper-fetus was tiny and didn't need to be addressed.

And what if I was pregnant? (which will NEVER happen) was that supposed to be an insult? Is it now culturally acceptable to mock pregnant women? Is that what all the middle aged bald cool kids are doing these days?

I'm very confused by what happened and the only thing I know is that you meant what you said in a malice and that make you both fucking idiots. I hope you both are single and stay that way until you die a slow and painful death.

Sincerely,

Bridget

p.s. You work at a Marble/Granite company and I'm rich.
p.p.s. I'm off to take my prenatal vitamins!

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10 comments:

GoldStarDyke said...

Who does that!!!!??? Great retort however. I so want you to take out a full page ad on the incident, or at least get it written in the sky!

InvisibleOne said...

Yeah, those vitamins are vital to a paper fetus's health...
I'm sorry that there is still so much cruelty in the world... hearing things like this make me that much more determined to be a good person, haha. Don't worry Bridget, you know those men have to be very miserable...they were probably heading home to heat up some ramen and braid eachother's pubes. (That's what men do isn't it? Forgive my ignorance...) It takes a very weak immature man to put down ANY woman, let alone a gorgeous lesbian. It's obvious that they were desperate for your attention, (I'm sure they were thrilled when you actually graced them with acknowledgement, as negative attention is better than no attention to some douche bag fucks with no sense of respect or civility...) and they probably just got The Vibe (you know, the "Totally NOT interested even BEFORE you insulted me" vibe) and felt threatened...
Something like that happened to me once except it was more assholes I went to school with tormenting me because lesbians in small towns don't tend to fall into the herd.
My solution you ask?
I started carrying rocks in my pocket...

Probably not helpful, haha...

Emuh said...

wow I think you took it the wrong way this man is clearly a dan of BWB and knows how much you loath kids...his comment was ironic in amodern funny and edumacated way...

sigh

ass hat

is today international "We're men so we're douche-tastic to woman" day

and people ask why I'm a lesbian pft

Theresa Willson said...

Man Bridget, people can be such assholes and real jerks. Yeah Bridge, you tell them!! Give them hell!! You're awesome Bridget. ;)

Akaisha said...

Obviously he just wishes deep down that HE was a woman and could therefore bear children on his own. Alas, he is not, and took his insecurities out on YOU.

Akaisha said...

p.s. he can rott in hell.

the end.

frenchy kitten said...

The cruelty of people has an equal only their stupidity

pyewacket said...

"but still, my paper-fetus was tiny and didn't need to be addressed."

Okay, I did a spit-take with that! lol

Just when you think there are no more lame-ass insulting people around...surprise...two bald and ugly ones come along in a truck.

Or maybe their mommas never taught them how to compliment a pretty woman they saw walking down the street.

Lia said...

maybe Rhonda was speaking on their behalf when she spat back with
"at least I have a truck"




sorry... that had to be said :')

but seriously, blind people shouldn't be employed to drive trucks...

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