I just saw a commercial for an upcoming episode of DR. PHIL (he's not really a doctor but that's another blog in itself).
"Dr." Phil said his guest was a man who gave his wife a kidney. How does she repay his kindness? Why she cheats on him and leaves him for another man, of course!
Dr. Phil then asks the audience, "Should he get the kidney back?"
Wait, WHAT???? Is that even an option?
I wouldn't want any of her OR our mutual organs. Would you want your kidney back?
p.s. I wonder if I could make the kidney into a key chain?