Tonight I felt really sad and for some reason my sad little brain wondered to the idea of Britney Spears and how sad she must get sometimes.
I'm not really sure where that thought came from but I decided to write a letter to Britney just in case she's sad too:
Dear Britney Spears,
Hey, what's up Britney?
You're really fun to watch dance.
I'm sorry you can't go to Starbucks without being harassed by photographers. Maybe you should try the CoffeeBean instead.
I'm sure even though you are loved by millions you probably dwell on the few that aren't supportive of you.
Don't be sad.
I'm glad we had this talk.
p.s. Why the FUCK am I writing Britney Spears a letter on my blog? I'm no longer sad I'm just confused now.