Sunday, March 8, 2009

When Custard Attacks!

This morning, CNN.COM reported that a woman in London was arrested "in connection with a custard-throwing attack on British Business Secretary Peter Mandelson".

The woman has been identified as protester Leila Deen as who works with Plane Stupid, a group that opposes airport expansion and aviation. Deen was protesting against the expansion of London's Heathrow Airport.

Deen threw a green slime custard in Mandelson's face as he was attempting to attend a meeting on carbon emissions.

"It's not right that someone like Peter Mandelson can stand up and talk about being green," Deen said. "The only thing green about Peter Mandelson is the slime coursing through his veins."

Wow Deen was PISSED! I personally wouldn't attack anyone by throw things but if I was going to throw something I'm sure as hell not going to throw away yummy custard. What a waste of such a splendid sweet food!

If I was going to throw food I'd at least throw a food I didn't like, such as:

Mushrooms
*Shrimp
*Meatloaf
Blueberry Pie
Apricots
Broccoli
Blue Cheese

(* I wouldn't really throw Shrimp or Meatloaf because then the poor little animals would have died in vain)

What would you throw?

WATCH THE VIDEO WHERE MANDELSON GETS SLIMMED:

3 comments:

Natazzz said...

The vegetable throwing had me LOL-ing.

Shouldn't it be about what's easy and messy to throw?

I hate celery, but I'm not sure if hitting someone over the head with it would get the point across....forcing someone to eat it might...

justme said...

I'd throw mashed potatoes--I HATE 'em!!!!

yMarie said...

I too, would throw mushrooms and anything blueberry. I effing hate blueberries.

I would also throw:

mayo
pasta sauce
orange juice

Those are my top 3.


And that clip was hilarious. The smacking sound of the custard would have made me point and laugh so much.