Ashley Olsen announced that she is retiring from acting...I know, I'm sad too.
I'm not sure how I can rebound from this devastating news but I'm going to try and keep trucking and eat a veggie burger for lunch. Wow, it's 3 o'clock already? Why haven't I had lunch yet?
Well, if Ashley needs a new career she could always go into incestuous lesbian porn. (see disturbing picture below) wtf?
Ashley Olsen is a quitter