Soup Scam?

I'm sick and when I'm sick, like many of you, I drink lots hot tea and eat lots of soup. Whilst eating my 3rd bowl of minestrone soup I realized it's all a conspiracy...

What if the soup companies were purposely making us sick so we eat their product?

Now I have real reason or proof to believe this but why else would anyone eat mass amounts of minestrone soup? Minestrone soup is nasty but it's the only thing my body won't puke up. Coincidence? I don't think so...

p.s. Maybe my sickness is messing with my rational thoughts.

p.p.s. I'm going to heat up more soup.