In the last week I've said a lot of strange things. Here's a list of some of my own sound bytes that made sense at the time but out of context make me laugh. Wow, I guess I'm laughing at myself. is that healthy?
-Betty White is the new black!
-I'm not lying, I'm improvising.
-You're crazy and your wife looks like a tranny!
-Look at her throbbing rectum.
-I could never do drugs I have "narc" written all over me.
-My wife stole a plant from a gay establishment.
-I'm not a homeowner but I am brunette.
-I can't play a topless nun! I'm not religious.
p.s. When you google search "topless nun" the below pictures shows up.