Since Obama's administration is having difficultly jump starting our economy I've thought of some ideas to increase jobs.
-Get rid of those damn self-checkout machines and hire real-life cashiers again.
-Hollywood should stop funding all movies that star Nicolas Cage. The last National Treasure budget was $130,000,000. That kind of money could really help a lot of people put food on their tables.
-Hire three times as many employees at all cell phone and Mac stores. I've never left an AT&T store in under an hour. More employees are desperately needed here.
-Hire a babysitter for every single Gosselin kid, Duggar child and all of Octomom's baby army.
-Every home in America should come with frozen yogurt bar that includes one employee to restock the yogurt and M&M tray.
4 comments:
Great ideas! I'd suggest getting rid of automated phone trees at businesses and hiring a live person to talk to.
I think you should start a Facebook group for that..if it can work for Betty White...
Also, maybe T-Mobile should hire some workers to walk around with Wi-Fi sets, so maybe their costumers would get service in more than a couple of 5x5 feet squares every 10 miles.
haha!That 4th solution is funny but it can be a good help
"-Hire three times as many employees at all cell phone and Mac stores. I've never left an AT&T store in under an hour. More employees are desperately needed here."
That is so true!
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