You'd have to be a MONSTER!

There is a little black scrawny homeless kitty that wanders through my neighborhood. A few weeks ago I put a dog bed and bowls of food and water for the little feline loner in front of my parking space. Every night I find the food gone, the kitty sleeping in the bed and warmth in my heart. Tonight, I got into my car I noticed the dog bed and bowls were missing. I looked around and all my other possessions and my neighbor's possessions were still in tact. I circled the parking lot looking for the bed and then opened the dumpster to find all my items right on top of the trash. Apparently, some heartless asshole fucktard MONSTER in my apartment building threw away my property to get rid of the homeless cat. I'm a LIBRA and I take issue with injustice so I climbed into the dumpster (which was a terrible idea) and I retrieved all of my belongs and returned them to where they were. But this time I hung a sign that read "DON'T TOUCH MY SHIT!" I wanted to set up a camera or sleep in my car to catch the kitty-hating MONSTER but my wife was against it. If you have pets hug them tightly and be glad they aren't on the streets.