DANCE YOUR ASS OFF

I'm watching Oxygen's new show DANCE YOUR ASS OFF. The premise of the show is overweight contestants loss weight while dancing their asses off. Not literally, all asses stay in tact.

At the end of tonight's show two contestants started to cry and I said out-loud, "I love when people cry." What's wrong with me?

-Maybe I'm happy these people are having an emotional experience that just happens to be captioned on television.

-Or maybe I'm happy that I'n not the only one who cries.

-Or maybe it's funny to watch people suffer.

I really hope it's not the latter because that means I'm an asshole.

p.s. I'm not an asshole...am I?

p.p.s. Don't answer the above question.

TV confuses me.

Tonight I turned on CBS and I started watching the Grammy Nominations concert. It was a concert-like award show announcing the nominees for the upcoming Grammy award show. An award show for an award show? GAWD I miss the scripted television shows from the 1980s. I miss the COSBY show, I miss GROWING PAINS, I miss WHO'S THE BOSS? (In case you are still wondering Judith Light was the boss!)

Now I'm off to watch some quality tv. The Victoria's Secret fashion show is on and I want to see if Heidi Klum falls on her ass.