I promised myself a year ago that I would update this blog daily- and I lied! I lied to myself and to many others. I will re-take my blogging vows and schedule time to "reflect" on my day. Thank you for not judging my laziness (and my poor spelling)
This morning as I drink my starbucks tall drip, lay on my unmade bed and watch my money candle burn across the room from me I am deciding on my set list for tonight's comedy show.
Should I sing my new holiday song about Dying alone?
Should I sing with my tambourine the fan favorite: "I'll Love you Til the Lease Runs Out"?
Should I sing the revised "You Wouldn't Fuck me when I was fat, so Fuck You Fuck You" sing-along?
Should I NOT sing and do my new jokes about societal obligations vs. how we would "really" live our lives?
Should I get on stage and clean my wallet out? I really need to do that anyway.
p.s. I really will update this time. (It's as if I'm your drunk abusive husband and I swear I love you and will change..but will I?