My friend Lauren in San Francisco went out to a fancy smancy dinner with her sister tonight. When she got home she called me to brag about the fabulous meal. She said and I quote:
"The food was amazing. I am so full. And the best part is I'm not puking and shitting"
I don't understand why she told me that but it reiterates that Im the classiest person in my group of friends.
To all those who read this I hope you are NOT puking and shitting either.