Seriously I think I'm allergic to my air conditioner.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME???
I cleaned the dust out of my AC, yet every time I turn it on I sneeze endlessly.
So I have a choice: either sneeze to death or boil to death in the California heat.
(ok I'm being dramatic. I can't boil to death without water)
I'm going to sleep in my air conditioned car tonight. If you walk by my car tonight please don't knock on my windows to wake me up- that's just mean spirited.