The Best Worst Movie I've Seen in a Long Long Time Award goes to.... SHOOT 'EM UP
With a title like "Shoot 'Em Up, why wouldn't this action packed gun wielding Monica Bellucci lactating movie be a winner? Well, I'm so glad you asked because I'll tell you why! But please note the worst parts of this movie are also the best parts of the movie.
This movie sucks and is awesome...
because Clive Owen shot guns and stabbed people to death with carrots.
because Monica Bellucci prostituted herself to buy a cameo bullet proof vest for a baby.
because Paul Giamatti felt up a dead woman.
because there was a pivotal chase scene involving a merry-go-round.
because the word "pussy" was used A LOT...even for me...(Page Hurwitz)
because Clive and Mon Mon won a gun fight while having sex.
because in the first minute of the movie a guy threatens to give a c-section to an awake pregnant woman with a dagger.
because Clive taught an infant how to use a gun.
because Pauly was the "bad guy", yet in real life Paul would get winded walking to his mailbox.
because after jumping out of a plane there was a fight scene in the air.
because after discussing a still born birth Clive and Mon Mon "got it on".
because the writing was so laughable that I now have to share it with others. Like this witty banter:
Mr. Smith You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
DQ: I give up.
Mr. Smith:With the car, the prick's on the inside.
I don't want to spoil this must see flick. Seriously go to Blockbuster IMMEDIATELY and rent this movie. It is terribly amazing and makes me want to stab someone in the eye with a carrot.