I was awoken at 6AM by my step-cat licking herself very loudly. Since I can't seem to go back to sleep and the number "six" starts with the letter "s" I figured why not do my Saturday homework?
Saturday starts with the letter "S" and my favorite "S" words are:
DJ Spinderella was my favorite part of the Salt-n-Pepa team. If she was gay (and interested) and I didn't already meet my lovely wife then I'd be Mrs. Bridget Spinderella.
Saturday Night Live
Good skits or really long unfunny skits are still great when coming from the cast of SNL. The show is historic and my favorite skit of all time is when Patrick Swayze and Chris Farely auditioned for Chippendales.
p.s. I hope my friend Fortune Feimster joins the SNL cast. She's a comedic genius!
Snowboarding is my new hobby and my new hobby bruises my ass.
School days keep kids off the streets and away from cross walks so I can drive fast.
I really wish I was sleeping right now since it's freaking 6am! I'm pretty sure my step-cat and her loud tongue are fucking with me...
What are your favorite S words?