Conan O'Brien has struck a deal for 45 million dollars to walk away from NBC. I'm on team Coco but alas, it seems "the man" once again squashed the little guy.
If I had 45 million dollars of course I would travel, buy houses for me and my family, and donate a ton of money to women and gay organizations but here are all the frivolous things I would buy:
I love mass amounts of grapefruit. When I was in high school choir we were forced to sell boxes of oranges and grapefruit to pay for our field-trips. My mother always bought us a box or two and I gorged myself on citrus.
Prank my friends
I love to prank people, especially my friends since they will usually forgive me...sorry, Liz! I would buy a bunch of Ed Hardy crap for Dara since she calls Ed Hardy "douche-wear".
I'd send Glenda to Rome to take a tour of the Vatican and force her to buy some holy trinkets from the gift shop to hang in her kitchen. (Does the Vatican have a gift shop? If not, they should.)
And I'd get Jenny a brothel license for Nevada since I'm 90% sure she already has a successful brothel going, so why not make it legal?
Swim with the sharks
I should clarify, I don't want to swim with the sharks, my wife does. I'll just stay dry on land and take pictures.
Dance Magic the Movie!
I'd turn my awesome dance troupe, DANCE MAGIC, into a feature film with stellar costumes and have Mia Michael choreograph all the dance numbers.
How would you spend 45 million?