This morning I reheated yesterday's coffee and it tasted so bad that I wasn't able to be salvaged it. Then I started thinking about other things that once they go they can't ever go back.
There are always exceptions to the rule but here's a list of things that I think can't be salvaged.
#1 Old coffee
#2 When your partner cheats on you. That changes your relationship forever.
#3 Leftover scrambled eggs
#4 Once your jeans rip in the crotch area. Sewing doesn't work.
#5 If a friend or partner steals from you. The relationship can't be saved.
#6 Wilting Orchids. Once these plants go south they don't seem to resurrect.
#7 Left over chinese food and indian food. Don't get a doggie bag, leave it at the restaurant.
#8 Holiday candy 2 months past the holiday. Yes, I love Easter candy but not in September.
#9 Once you start shaving your stomach. Your stomach will never be soft again.
#10 Being assigned to a middle sit on an airplane. That flight is going to suck no matter what.
6 comments:
I hate leftover Tandoori this morning. Delicious.
that's not a rip! looks like the result of a hand grenade!
Saying chinese food is not good the next day is preposterous! so long as it's not fried, it's pretty much good to go!
- DinoClub Marcus
Have you seen this flow chart? It helps you decide whether something you dropped on the floor is still okay to eat. http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/youdroppedfood.jpg
shaving my stomach :( it's a terrible mistake that will never go away....
I beg to differ on Chinese food! As a broke college student leftover Chinese food seems to be a part of my weekly diet.
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