WTF is Obama Defending DOMA for?

My friend Dara Nai is the editor in chief at the new gay website Ourscenetv.com.

Dara asked me to write a blog about Obama's administration defending the DOMA, the discriminatory Defense of Marriage Act, a law he promised to repeal when he was running for president. It states that ONLY marriage exists between a man and a woman.

Please check out my blog and leave a comment. :)
WTF Obama?


Photo by Paige Bernhardt.

p.s. Is that Halle Joel Osmond?

Burn Baby Burn

Whilst checking my emails this morning I cockily drank coffee thinking, "Most functioning human beings can multitask without injuring themselves, so I'll be fine."

But somehow my arm spasmed and my coffee went flying all over my computer, down my chest and stomach and burned the f@*k out of me. My stomach has welts which I'm currently icing with a bag of frozen asparagus and my computer is super pissed off.

The reason I'm writing this blog is because I think it's important to showcase the darker side of being double jointed. Although I'm super flexible and my joints whimsically pop out, I feel pain too.

FIN.

p.s. Try not to puke when you watch the below video.

Why did audiences like IRON MAN?

Last night I rented IRON MAN at Blockbuster and on the way out of the store an elderly homeless woman curled up on the sidewalk sat up to ask me for money. I gave her all the cash that I had on me, $4.37, and then got into my car and cried. This blog isn't about the homeless but when you encounter any homeless people in your neighborhood, town and city please think twice before you turn up your nose at them- they are just trying to survive like the rest of us.

...ANYWAY, I rented IRON MAN, staring Robert Downey Jr., because I wanted to see what all the hoopla was about and I have to say I STILL don't know what all the hoopla is about.

I know the film is based on the MARVEL comic (and I LOVE MARVEL) but I couldn't get past the first 30 minutes of the film before I got pissed and shut it off. IRON MAN is a womanizing billionaire weapons dealer and not the most sympathetic character. Maybe I missed some super-duper rocket stunts or a topless Gwyneth Paltrow because I too hastily shut off the annoying film but I doubt it.

So if you liked or even loved IRON MAN please tell me why?

Ocean's Eleven

I just caught the end of the film Ocean's Eleven (the remake with George Clooney and Brad Pitt) and I'm so annoyed that I don't even feel like writing the full explanation of the movie so if you have already seen this film then I'm targeting you ONLY.

In Ocean's Eleven Julia Roberts is the only female character and she is torn between two men, George Clooney and Andy Garcia. I myself (if I was straight) would have liked Brad Pitt in the mix because I find him harmless and effeminant

Anyway, at the end of the film, in less than 1 minute Julia Roberts decides to dump Andy Garcia and then become magically in love with George Clooney. Yes in 1 minute while walking angrily out the front doors of the casino Julia decides -Wait! Stop! Of course! I don't love Andy because I NOW love George Clooney!

Why can't Julia Roberts be pissed off at Andy and go home alone? Without a man! Why does she have to immediately replace one guy with another? Can she at least brush her teeth before she makes out with her next boyfriend? I bet Julia's character will be on Jerry Springer next week waiting for the paternity results to find out who her baby's daddy is. My guess is it's Clooney's kid.

p.s.
Dear Hollywood Screenwriters,

Can you please try harder to develop female characters so women don't come across as mindless douche bags who only hunt for men.

Sincerely,

Bridget