Today a friend and I were discussing the annoying and invasive paparazzi. I gave the most general argument one can have, " I would hate to be swarmed with cameras like Britney and Lindsay Lohan!" And my friend's response was, "Well that would never happen to you! You're a comic and no one cares about comics! The paparazzi wouldn't stalk you."
Wow...she is right!
Jon Lovitz isn't on the cover USWeekly in a bikini and TMZ doesn't have glimpses of Robin William's crotch and we never hear family gossip about Bobcat Goldthwait... errr wait...why would you hear anything about Bobcat! I don't understand why he's famous- he's just talks annoyingly- is that a talent? If you think I'm being harsh please rent the holiday classic "Scrooged" starring a real comic Bill Murray but I digress....
My friend is indeed correct, no one cares about comics.
Dear Mr. Cat,
If you're reading this blog please know that I have the utmost respect for you and your talents. You have given a voice to all the little annoying ugly white men in the word and I'm sure they thank you and admire your success.