DINAH GEAR

Hi kiddies-

In preparation for THE DINAH I just ordered my new Advanced PE tee shirt.

This weekend at the Riviera Hotel in Palm Springs Briana Stockton and the Advanced PE girls will be rocking their new tee shirts and sweating on the lawn 9am on Saturday and Sunday morning. Please please please come join our asses and run along side of us.

If you want to order some Advanced PE gear go to:

http://www.zazzle.com/brianastockton

MYSPACE VS FACEBOOK

I'm a big fan of MYSPACE but many of my friends have advised me that MYSPACE is dead and FACEBOOK is the new social networking kid in town. I'm not buying it.

As an ex-outsider I prefer to go against the grain so I'm sticking with my love of MYSPACE and only occasionally chilling with the FB.

What's your preference?

BRUNCH WITH BRIDGET WITH BRIDGET

yo yo yo kiddos!

Today's episode of BRUNCH stars my dear friend and costume designer Bridget Fenlason. Bridget is definitely the coolest Bridget to ever grace the BRUNCH set.

Bridget talks about growing up in New Orleans and surviving Hurricane Katrina. She also teaches me how to figure skate....errr kinda figure skate.

And then we rock out some groovy 1970s jumpsuits that would make Mrs. Roper proud.

BWB WITH BRIDGET

BRUNCH WITH MARNIE ALTON

Good morning morning people!

I'm a morning person starting at 9:30am. :)

My 55th episode of BRUNCH was just posted on AE and my lovely guest is the fabulous star of EXES & OHS MARNIE ALTON!

Marnie shares her trials and tribulations of being an onscreen tongue-tress and how she has mastered the death scene.

Check it out:
BWB & MARNIE

GENIUS

My computer died yesterday and in this day and age one can not survive without a computer.

I called up my local MAC store to schedule an appointment with a "Mac Genius". That's what they call these 20 year old kids that fix computers at the MAC store- they call them "geniuses"

Seriously? Genius? Where's the modesty?

Anyway, I called to schedule a meeting with a MAC "genius" and the woman on the phone told me I would have to go online to schedule an appointment.

ummm....how? My fucking computer broke.

I told the MAC receptionist...errr...genius that my fucking computer was broken therefore I couldn't go online and make an appointment, which is why I needed an appointment in the first place. And the "genius" said, "Sorry we can't make appointments over the phone, you can only make appointments online."

Does this make any sense to any of you? Geniuses my ass!

Luckily, I have more than one computer in my household and was able to make an appointment online and now my computer is A O K.

I must say that the MAC genius that fixed my computer was very nice. And when he hits puberty I'm sure he'll outgrow his acne.

Happy St. Patty's Day!

Happy St. Patty's Day!

My irish ass was lucky enough to shoot 2 more cocktail videos for the Cocktail Chicks in celebration of St. Patrick's Day. I'm once again joined by personal chef John Gabaldon and we created 2 quick and easy recipes to aid your drinking habit for today's holiday.

Check them out:

Irish Coffee Gone Coconuts


Four Leaf Cloverteria

CODE 11

I was just at BEST BUY and whilst the clerk was scanning my merchandise he announced over the intercom, "CODE 11. Serious CODE 11!"

Code 11? What's a Code 11? Was someone shoplifting or was getting disgruntle with a BB employee?

I was a little concerned so I asked the clerk, "What does code 11 mean?" and he said, "It means we need more employees to help cashier because the line of costumers in getting long."

That's it? That's a "Serious code 11"? That seems a little dramatic to me. And if that's code 11 then what's are codes 1 thru 10?

Here's are my top 3 Codes:

CODE #1 We are out of chocolate! I repeat, WE ARE OUT OF CHOCOLATE!

CODE #2 I have too much work to do and I need a nap.

CODE #3 Seriously, we are out of chocolate. Are we going to get so more soon?

NOTTING HILL

I'm currently watching the Family Channel (why? I have no idea) which is showing 1999 romantic comedy NOTTING HILL starring Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant. I'm not a fan of Julia or Hugh (yes, we're on a first name basis) but for some reason I've always really enjoyed this film and get sucked into watching it whenever it's on tv.

Here's the IMDB summary of NH, "A leading American actress accidentally meets an attractive, but unassuming British travel book seller and love immediately blossoms. However, fame and her American actor boyfriend gets in the way."

Straight romantic comedies aren't my first choice when selecting a film but here's a list of romantic comedies I can't help but loving:

-Overboard
-The Little Mermaid
-Bend it Like Beckham
-Monsoon Wedding
-Amélie
-Splash

Mating in the Wild!

My favorite blogger, Michael K from Dlisted.com, posted this amazing video of a turtle "making love to" a sneaker.

I can't decide if this video is amazing or just a waste of 1:57 minutes of my life.

CAT ON THE PROWL

The lovely, talented and uber-charming Cat Davis invited me to be on her successful show, CAT ON THE PROWL. In our episode Cat and I dance (what else is new?) and we discuss the "art" of picking up chicks. I suggest be romantic and not creepy. :)

The show made me laugh so check it out if you have time.

Lesbian video from AfterEllen.com

To make myself feel better.

I just wrote a blog about a dentist that was convicted of sexually abusing his female patients. Obviously, that is disturbing so I wanted to make myself feel better about the world so BEHOLD...below are pictures that brightened up my dreary cloud:

What is WRONG with people?

I visited my favorite website, CNN.COM, and came across an article about a dentist that was convicted of molesting his female patients.

KCRA News reports, "Dr. Mark Anderson of Woodland, CA had faced 20 total charges in a case involving 13 different women. He allegedly told his victims that he needed to touch their breasts as part of a legitimate dental treatment. But the prosecution alleged that Anderson groped the women for his own sexual gratification."

Why can't a woman go to the damn dentist's office and not be sexually abused? Anderson was found guilty of 11 felony counts and one misdemeanor.

Dear Molesting Dentists and Doctors of the world,

FUCK YOU!

All my hate,
Bridget

p.s. My favorite doctors are now Veterinarians.

DENTIST DICK

When Custard Attacks!

This morning, CNN.COM reported that a woman in London was arrested "in connection with a custard-throwing attack on British Business Secretary Peter Mandelson".

The woman has been identified as protester Leila Deen as who works with Plane Stupid, a group that opposes airport expansion and aviation. Deen was protesting against the expansion of London's Heathrow Airport.

Deen threw a green slime custard in Mandelson's face as he was attempting to attend a meeting on carbon emissions.

"It's not right that someone like Peter Mandelson can stand up and talk about being green," Deen said. "The only thing green about Peter Mandelson is the slime coursing through his veins."

Wow Deen was PISSED! I personally wouldn't attack anyone by throw things but if I was going to throw something I'm sure as hell not going to throw away yummy custard. What a waste of such a splendid sweet food!

If I was going to throw food I'd at least throw a food I didn't like, such as:

Mushrooms
*Shrimp
*Meatloaf
Blueberry Pie
Apricots
Broccoli
Blue Cheese

(* I wouldn't really throw Shrimp or Meatloaf because then the poor little animals would have died in vain)

What would you throw?

WATCH THE VIDEO WHERE MANDELSON GETS SLIMMED:

Happy Birthday Barbie!

The one-and-only-body-to-die for Barbie doll is celebrating her 50th birthday. And DAMN she still looks good!

Barbie was created in 1959 when Ruth Handler noticed her daughter Barbara playing with paper dolls. Barbara was pretending they were grownup dolls rather than the baby dolls that were on the market. Ruth thought designing these Barbie grownup dolls would encourage little girls (and some fagtaboulous little boys) to focus on what they wanted to be when they grew up.

When I was a kid I had 20 Barbie dolls, 1 Derek doll (the brunette Ken) and a pink convertible corvette. Since there was only 1 Derek doll I would offer him up to my friends and instead took the corvette, load up 5 Barbies in the back seat and headed off to the imaginary beach. umm...who's gay?

My best friend Peri cut the hair off of one of the Barbies and made her an ailing scientist. Peri thought girls with short hair were smarter than girls with longer hair.

My Barbie had super long black hair and I named her Candy. I'm pretty sure Candy was a prostitute but I'm not one to gossip.

Here's are some of my favorite Barbies:

BARBIE IS 50!

The Haunting in Connecticut.

Whilst watching RuPaul's Drag Race
on Logo, I saw commercial for the upcoming horror filmThe Haunting in Connecticut.


Or should I say, I saw 1/2 of the commercial of The Haunting in Connecticut before I got freaked out and changed the channel.

Then I grew a pair and looked up the film's plot on IMDB:

"Based on a chilling true story, Lionsgate's The Haunting in Connecticut charts one family's terrifying, real-life encounter with the dark forces of the supernatural. After the family is forced to relocate for their son's health, they begin experiencing supernatural behavior in their new home, which turns out to be a former mortuary."

Based on a TRUE story? ummm... No thanks! I go to the movies to enjoy the happy world of make believe.

And why did the haunting have to happen in my home state of Connecticut? Connecticut is such a pretty green state. I wonder what other kind of secrets Connecticut is keeping from me. Jeez you think you know a state! OMG, do you think Connecticut is MARRIED?

p.s. I hate horror films!

p.p.s. Don't tell Stacie Ponder about my above "p.s." statement!